Walmart- What I Saw

So this is long past due but my midnight adventure to Walmart deserved it's own post. Here it is!

On a late night shopping trip to the Stuart Walmart this is what I saw:

A man with a monkey on his shoulder standing outside.

A woman buying a cart full of sugar (literally, her cart was completely full of sugar and I don't know how she was pushing it).

A man with a long pink ponytail down past his rear end. He was also wearing black and white stockings, a kilt, and a wool lined coat. Totally, worth being added to the photos of Walmart shoppers.

I woman wearing a gold sequence dress that ALMOST covered everything with knee boots and fishnets. (I really don't need to say more about this one)

A man stocking the shelves while talking on the phone and playing with his IPod. Needless to say, there wasn't much stocking going on.

A man riding his stock cart like a skateboard.

A woman trying on a shirt in the middle of the clothing section. (they do have fitting rooms ya know)

8 children under the age of 5. Please let me remind you that I was there past midnight. WHAT WERE THESE KIDS DOING UP? Maybe they lived with the woman buying the sugar.

A woman who looked a lot like Sarah Palin. I know it was not her cause we are not in Alaska.

In the bathroom (I had to check it out just to say that I have been to a W-mart bathroom at midnight) I saw CLEAN TOILETS! Yep, I would have totally gone if I needed to. They had just been washed down!

A man trying to juggle jello boxes.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

A man dressed like Santa in the cookie section. Hehehehehehehehe. That was the best.

Hope you enjoyed my trip to Walmart!